me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away

You flirt with every fucking person on here.

l0l. We’re not friends. I still hate you.

Rodney is a fag. He has no friends.

When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.

(Source: louisthrustingskills, via sokaylayelled)

beginning of sentence: omfg
end of sentence: omg

bowlingforsoup:

wow time flies when you sit at the computer doing nothing

(via sokaylayelled)

xjeremyyy:

I envy people on tumblr. Why can’t I look like them..

(via phaiboon)

fine whatever i will just date myself

(Source: ahommeboyslife, via omgitsnorma)

Flag football was so fucking fun. We played in the rain. I was gliding all over the place to get their flags x) I kinda hurt someone, I felt soo bad. eh. Well, we won all our games. I got like 4 touchdowns. :3 Yaaaay

“Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.”